People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)