I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)