Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)