I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)